Lots of people have been losing their jobs over the last several days as a result of hateful things they posted on social media regarding the killing of Charlie Kirk, but where do they go from here?
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- Bluesky influencer: It’s a breeze. Nobody will disagree with you.
- MSNBC contributor: They have some new openings on the network. Celebrating murder might make your tenure short, though.
- Dog walker: This could be an ideal fit, since you can also work with furries.
- Supporting actress in an Emmy-winning comedy: It’s the role you were born to play
- Democratic congressman: If something bad happens as a result of what you say, just blame it on the other side.
- DMV worker: Everyone who works there is already horrible, so you should fit right in.
- Rambling homeless person: You don’t even have to interview or have a mailing address for this one.
- Mouth of Sauron: You obviously have the experience necessary to speak on behalf of the embodiment of all
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So don’t feel too down about losing your jobs. Brush up that resume and get back out there. Just maybe keep your horrific murder celebrations to a minimum this time.
* Original Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-jobs-perfect-for-those-recently-fired-for-hateful-posts
