GREG GUTFELD: Biden thinks kids can somehow consent to trans-surgeries

Happy Tuesday, everybody. I hope you missed me because I missed you. That was a long four-day weekend and I mean long. Anyway. So if there’s anybody who knows anything about raising children, well, you know, it’s Joe Biden.

Look at that. Now there’s someone who needs a puberty blocker – in his fifties. Now, what you’re about to see is the president talking about kids on a program called the Daily Show. Not sure if you heard of it. It’s kind of a lot like this show, which we also do every day, except the difference is we have viewers. The topic? Oh, you’re going to love it. Transgender kids.

BIDEN ON THE DAILY SHOW: Now, transgender kids is a really harder thing. What’s going on in Florida is, as my mother would say, close to sinful. I mean, it’s just terrible what they’re doing. What, what are they thinking about here? They’re human beings. They love. They have feelings. They have inclinations that are…I mean, it just to me is… I don’t know… it’s cruel.

Why does he always sound like he’s mixing Nyquil with Xanax? Not that I would know. Either that or you rolled off a bassinet as a child. But anyway, if there’s any president in history that belongs on the comedy channel, it’s this one. Talk about a transition. He went from English to gibberish in mere seconds the moment after he was elected. Biden is referring, of course, to Florida’s new bill that would block gender-affirming care for transgender minors. That means no puberty blockers, cross-sex hormones or surgical procedures for anyone under 18. Yeah, that’s terrible, right? So it’s close to sinful what’s happening in Florida because in the dim recesses of Biden’s mind, it’s sinful to not irreversibly mutilate a confused child. Well, unless they’re in the womb, of course. He actually wants to make it illegal to stand in the way of a surgeon castrating a little boy because he’s been convinced he’s actually a little girl by green-haired teachers with more piercings than a bait and tackle shop. But if a guy in an old van went around your neighborhood chopping up little kids, you’d want him thrown in jail. But now Biden appears to want to throw them a parade. In Joe’s mind, kids who are too young to cross the road alone can somehow consent to surgery. But I guess for Joe, it’s more girls’ hair to sniff.

He’s right about one thing, though. Those children are human beings, and that’s why so many Americans are so horrified about what’s being done to them. How is this a winning message for the Democrats in 2024? It’s not even a winning message for the Vikings in 700 A.D. It’s primitive and delusional. Like when a monkey tries accounting. And Biden, Biden is not done. Even if we let them turn Billy into Millie, the poor kid is still doomed. After all, Mother Nature let her wrath be seen over the last two years.

* Article from: Fox News