CINCINNATI, OH — Local authorities issued a warning advising all white visitors to the city to please make sure they avoid assaulting the fists of black people with their skulls.
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“Every year, hundreds of innocent black fists are brutally attacked by the skulls, eye sockets, and jaws of cruel white people,” said Pureval to reporters. “This senseless white-on-black violence must stop now. The sanctity and safety of our local black fists are at stake.”
“For goodness’ sake, show some humanity, white people.”
Law enforcement experts confirmed that in addition to black fists and knuckles being constantly injured by whites, black-owned sneakers are often scuffed and damaged by defenseless and motionless white faces as they’re stomped into the concrete.
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At publishing time, Cincinnati Police Chief Teresa Theetge made it known that any white people using their faces to bludgeon innocent, unsuspecting black fists would be brought to justice.
(*) This in no way is to show disrespect for the two White people that had the piss beat out of them by savage animals. This article is just to show how the Leftist lunatics may portray the beating.
* Original Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/cincinnati-authorities-warn-white-visitors-not-to-use-their-skulls-to-attack-black-fists