In a hilariously botched attempt at playing the victim (and perhaps in an effort to deflect and keep people from investigating the actual fraud, a Somali-run daycare in Minneapolis is crying foul over a supposed break-in that conveniently swiped their ‘student enrollment’ documents amid a federal fraud probe.
With debris piled inside and no signs of external force, this clownish cover-up has us wondering how stupid the owners of this Somali daycare defrauding taxpayers in Ilhan Omar’s backyard think we are.
Watch this:
So the burglar broke in from the inside.
Seems legit.
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Wow, this is dumb. Sorry, this is actually Tim-Walz-level dumb.
Heh.
Oh, but they did paint it on the wall. The video just didn’t show it, not to mention, it was misspelled.
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WE KNEW IT.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
All excellent ideas, but we’re gonna guess their water bills were likely stolen as well.
Monsters!
* Original Article:
https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/01/01/daycare-tries-to-show-where-someone-broke-in-theres-just-one-problem-n2423436