According to an official bulletin, the recently released Graham Linehan represented an urgent threat to public order, as he had not only come up with an idea not conforming to politically acceptable ideology all on his own, but also threatened to spread this idea by engaging others in reasonable civil discourse.
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Police stated that they had received a tip in tracking the suspect down.
“He’s a shifty little blighter, all right, but we’ll cook his chops for him in a jiffy,” said Lieutenant Briggs, who works with the Scotland Yard. “I say, awful lot of cheek that one has, if he has his own opinions, wot? Silly little goose. We’ll teach him to be an independent thinker — just chuck the bloomin’ chappie in the klink, that’s what I say.”
At publishing time, British authorities had announced that Linehan had been taken back into custody and sentenced to attend a re-educational centre.
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