Sources said IDF soldiers forcibly boarded the boats, interrupting several drum circles just as they were really vibing.
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“We are suffering greatly as we try to choke down these dry sandwiches the Jewish terrorists gave us,” said Thunberg to Al Jazeera reporters. “They are difficult to swallow and quite bland. Several members of our crew have basically pretty much died from them. The cruelty of the IDF knows no bounds.”
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“This is an egregious violation of international law,” said Qatar UN delegate Jihad Mohammad al-Mohammed. “Israel must be stopped from torturing prisoners like this, and then we need to kill all the Jews so they can’t do it again. This is basic human decency.”
At publishing time, Greta Thunberg announced she was planning to launch a third flotilla, as the first two were very financially successful.
* Original Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-idf-forces-give-greta-thunberg-dry-sub-sandwich-with-no-mayo
