“That would be really convenient,” said Sarah Hartford, a divorced mother of two kids. “But I guess I’ll just sit here and starve to death. There’s literally no other way to make money.”
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Some of the more privileged members of society encouraged lower-income families to “pull themselves up by their bootstraps”, a statement that has been criticized for being confusing. “What’s a bootstrap?” asked one deadbeat father. “How does pulling it get me a beer?”
According to sources, SNAP beneficiaries have expressed bewilderment as to how anyone else makes money to feed themselves. “Are they just really good at finding coins? That’s how I get my money, I run around town jumping and collecting coins,” said Morro Hermano of Los Angeles.
Note: All SNAP interviewees were paid for their time with free hot dogs.
* Original Article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/snap-beneficiaries-wishing-there-were-some-way-they-could-trade-their-labor-and-services-for-money-to-buy-food/
